edit: one of you nerds said something about lonk so
hhaaa i never figured out how to pronounce his name
//tap dances on stage// maid lon’qu
i s m e l l l i k e b e e f
*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*
i s m e l l l i k E
*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
✧・・・This thought is a thing only for me・・・✧
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
AM I LATE
"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"
I just laughed so hard I almost puked.
I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.
This is humanity’s most important achievement.
someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT
Ugly wheezing laughter.
I bleed it out…
I’ve opened up these scars…
I’ll make you face this…!
I’ve pulled myself so far…
I’ll make you face this now…!!
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This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys !
"It was Adamant Eevee, not Adam and Eve!”
baby i’m back, with my stupid comics