The VH1 of People

omobo:

edit: one of you nerds said something about lonk so

hhaaa i never figured out how to pronounce his name 

//tap dances on stage// maid lon’qu

Open RP

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

i   s m e l l   l i k e   b e e f

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*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*

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i  s m e l l   l   i   k    E

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*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

figufigu:

✧・・・This thought is a thing only for me・・・✧

figufigu:

✧・・・This thought is a thing only for me・・・✧

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

garuyabento:

AM I LATE

thebiscuiteternal:

typette:

nadiaoxford:

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

Ugly wheezing laughter.

playbunny:

I bleed it out…
I’ve opened up these scars… 
I’ll make you face this…!

I’ve pulled myself so far…
I’ll make you face this now…!!

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This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 

pokemonprofoak:

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"It was Adamant Eevee, not Adam and Eve!

derse-dicks:

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baby i’m back, with my stupid comics